Friday, January 15, 2010

Fun Friday!'s finally here..Fun Friday. In keeping with the "Fun" theme of today, I wanted to share this e-mail with you. Normally I don't go for the " forward this to a friend" type of e-mail, but this one cracked me up. It is so true!!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true
 I hope you were able to laugh at this. I am sure you can identify with at least one of these words ;-) Now go have a wonderful Fun Friday and a great weekend. Until next time, be kind and stay creative.


haptree said...

Thanks for your lovely comment on Nifty's blog - I love you too!

Tweed Delights said...

Hee hee! Gave me a laugh after a long day at the 'other job' - thanks! :D

Kelly Ann said...

thanks for the Friday laugh...

Anonymous said...

Now you know I can't let that one go untouched!!!

(1) "Sure. I'll throw the trash out right now.":"If I remember to throw out the trash during the commercial break, I will do so. If I forget, then you'll have to remind me again. Shhh, runners on first and third, no outs." (Go Yankees)
(2) "Is something wrong?":"What did I do wrong now? And how long is it going to take for you to figure out how to blame me for whatever it is you're upset about? I don't have all night."
(3) "Sure, what do you want to talk about?": "I will sit and listen, but I can't promise you that I'll pay attention. You have 3 minutes before the game comes back from commercial break.... annndddddd GO."
(4) "No, that doesn't make your butt look big": "When you know 'no' is the only answer, why do you ask?"
(5) "No, she's not prettier than you": "Same as #4. How stupid do you think i am? It's a rhetorical question, you don't have to answer it. Although, I have a feeling you'll let me know anyway."
(6) "I'm sorry.": "I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but it seems to be the only thing that'll let me watch the rest of this darn game."
(7) "You're right, I'm wrong.": "You are angry. I am hungry. You don't cook when you're angry. Soooo..."
(8) "Thank you": "While you're up cooking, can you make that pie I really like?".
(9) "You are beautiful”: "Now that the game is over, and we're done eating... how about we... you know... (wink wink)."

Annette said...

Made me smile...both of them!!!

Kelly Ann said...

Okay...the Anonymous comment gave me my Saturday morning laugh...but I have a feeling that person has a longing desire to be a women..*wink*

Tweed Delights said...

Hee hee! Great double act :)